Guys, to date I have sold exactly zero of these EXTREMELY USEFUL cards. Think about how little time you have before Christmas (or whatever) is here, when you’ll be tearing your hair out, wishing that you’d spent more time on Etsy back in October so you wouldn’t be in this mess (like you always are). They are 5 dollars for a set of 20, which would hopefully last you a lifetime or at least a year, unless you’re a real misfortune-prone kind of a person (note to disaster-prone people: I am happy to work out a bulk discount for you).
Disaster Calling Cards by The Daily Robot, available at Etsy.
ALTERNATIVE HISTORY: the Bipedal Drive-In RoboCinema™ was a wild success until one evening - 20 minutes into a double-feature - it malfunctioned, began marching, and flattened its automobile-bound audience.
The future will be dangerous, and we’re not liable for those who refuse to read the warning labels.
Science Fiction Danger Awareness print set at The Daily Robot’s Etsy Store.
The Science Fiction Danger Awareness trio, check out the poster set at Etsy, or the shirts’n stuff at RedBubble
