ATTENTION HUMANS:  Next month I will be attending the HAPPY GO TECHY EXPO, where I will be sitting at a table full of POSTERS AND ART AND STUFF in the hopes that you, the people of the internet, more specifically the people of the internet of THE GREATER SEATTLE AREA would like to own some of my POSTERS AND ART AND STUFF and also see the RECLUSIVE WEIRDO WHO MAKES THEM.
DID YOU KNOW that this will be one of the only times in the history of the universe that I will WILLINGLY be at a location where people I DON’T EVEN KNOW are encouraged to come up to me and start CONVERSATIONS?  It is UNPRECEDENTED. 
If you are in the GREATER SEATTLE AREA or are in need of an excuse to go to SEATTLE I would recommend this event, for reasons I have already made abundantly clear.

This also seems like a good time to say “hey, if you were thinking about buying something on etsy, now would be a really helpful time for you to do so,” because the plane ticket and vendor registration fee were a lot for a Regular Guy like me, and I am TERRIFIED that I will not sell a single item at this thing because WORRY is the natural state of my brain.  Look forward to hearing pleas like this pretty regularly in the coming weeks SORRY.